Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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