i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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