wanna go halves on a baby?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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