Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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