is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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