she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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