Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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