Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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