Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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