why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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