I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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