i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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