I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Found the puke drawer
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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