normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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