I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Found the puke drawer
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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