its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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