My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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