You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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