Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he puts the penis in happiness.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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