my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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