Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize