I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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