i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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