May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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