she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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