Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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