Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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