we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
