if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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