Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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