GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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