There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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