Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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