I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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