i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
