But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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