Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
whose ass print is on the piano?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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