how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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