White coat. Heels.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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