But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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