CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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