Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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