um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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