4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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