Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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