just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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