I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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