I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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