Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Vodka?
Forever.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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