You're my little dorito
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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