I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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