He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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