i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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