Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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