sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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