Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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